No No Bad Cats

we're cats. and we're bad. sometimes. bad, that is. we're cats all the time.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

the case of the missing mommy

mommy came back from belize & guatemala, and we were mad at her. she said she missed us, but we saw her pictures from the trip, and there was one of a yellow cat. if she missed us so much, what was she doing with that other cat instead of staying home with us?!

after she was back a few days and we stopped snubbing her, mommy had MORE bad news for us! she said that in a very short time, grandma was coming and she and mommy were going away to someplace called italy! they went last week and left us here with The COusin again. The Cousin didn't even give us any turkey for thanksgiving. or any ham either. she only had sweet potatoes. but she did let us sleep with her most of the time while mommy was gone. well, except the night we were VERY BAD and she kicked us out. we didn't think we were THAT bad.

we didn't get to see grandma before she and mommy left, and when they came home, grandma only stayed a few hours and didn't even give us any treats! and guess what!?!?!?!?!? mommy said that the next day she was going to Fat Camp!!!! how come she always has to go away and leave us with The Cousin?

well, it turns out that for Fat Camp, mommy doesn't actually have to stay away for any sleeps. so that's the good news. the bad news is that she says me and bat have to go to Fat Camp, too! she says we're getting too fat. we're not fat! we're just fluffy for good snuggling when it's cold!

mommy said that in italy there were feral cats, and she took some pictures, but we haven't seen them yet. we snubbed mommy some, but it's cold and i wanted to snuggle to stay warm, so i'm being mostly nice. but while she was gone, i did chew up an envelope of tax receipts just to make sure she knows how displeased i was that she was gone for so long again.